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The Floating Mountains of Pandora
December 19, 2014  |  Cinemanaut John  |  Viewing

Cinemanaut John has no problem whatsoever with those flying mountains in Avatar.

Avatar’s Dragon Rape Scene
December 12, 2014  |  Cinemanaut John  |  Viewing

Cinemanaut John takes a look at a scene in Avatar that has been bothering him for a while. Specifically the one where Jake has forcible sexual contact with a dragon.

Does Eywa Have Wi-Fi?
October 9, 2014  |  Cinemanaut John  |  Viewing

Cinemanaut John questions the logic behind Eywa, Pandora's godlike consciousness. Avatar would have us believe that everything checks out scientifically, a closer examination reveals that much is still unexplained.

Toruk Makto (Or How Jake Became Big Blue Jesus)
October 3, 2014  |  Cinemanaut John  |  Viewing

Cinemanaut John analyzes Jake's position among the Na'vi as Toruk Makto. How is it so easy to become a mythological hero?

Avatar Has Too Many Trees
July 25, 2014  |  Cinemanaut John  |  Viewing

Cinemanaut John has tallied up all of the significant trees in Avatar. With the help of this list, you too can tell the difference between the Tree of Souls, the Tree of Voices, and other trees no one gives a shit about!

10 Haikus about Avatar’s Hair Dicks
May 23, 2014  |  Cinemanaut John  |  Viewing

Cinemanaut John uses the power of poetry to trace Jake Sully's exploration of his new erotic organ. Behold Avatar's most sensual moments, encapsulated in haiku.

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