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33 Things I’ve Noticed After Watching Avatar 52 Times
December 26, 2014  |  Cinemanaut John  |  Viewing

Cinemanaut John uses his final viewing to collect up all the loose thoughts he's had over the 52 times he's seen Avatar this year.

Three Stray Thoughts About Avatar
August 22, 2014  |  Cinemanaut John  |  Viewing

Cinemanaut John didn't have any coherent thoughts about Avatar this week. He did have three unconnected thoughts about it, though. These are they.

Avatar Has Too Many Trees
July 25, 2014  |  Cinemanaut John  |  Viewing

Cinemanaut John has tallied up all of the significant trees in Avatar. With the help of this list, you too can tell the difference between the Tree of Souls, the Tree of Voices, and other trees no one gives a shit about!

10 Haikus about Avatar’s Hair Dicks
May 23, 2014  |  Cinemanaut John  |  Viewing

Cinemanaut John uses the power of poetry to trace Jake Sully's exploration of his new erotic organ. Behold Avatar's most sensual moments, encapsulated in haiku.

Tragic Breakfast: Avatar’s Most Bewildering Scene
May 2, 2014  |  Cinemanaut John  |  Viewing

Cinemanaut John is bewildered by a particular scene in James Cameron's Avatar. Rise and shine, it's time for eggs, mind-numbing tragedy, and a cripple joke. Wait, what?