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Three In-World Factoids That Make Avatar Even Stupider
July 12, 2014  |  Cinemanaut John  |  Viewing

Cinemanaut John goes to the the Avatar Wiki to try to gain a deeper understanding of the film's evil mining corporation. What he finds just makes everything more ridiculous.

Avatar’s Missing Birds
May 16, 2014  |  Cinemanaut John  |  Viewing

Cinemanaut John notes that Avatar is full of feathers, yet he cannot figure out where they came from. Are there birds hiding somewhere that he just cannot see?

Jake and the Duckface Goat
April 12, 2014  |  Cinemanaut John  |  Viewing

Cinemanaut John presents a simple children's book adaptation of James Cameron's Avatar. Will Jake Sully make friends with all the shitty animals?

Four-Legged Freaks
January 5, 2014  |  Cinemanaut John  |  Viewing

Most animals in Avatar have six limbs while the Na'vi only have four. Cinemanaut John finds this irritating, and contemplates why Pandora's humanoids should be so different.