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21 Questions About Avatars
October 17, 2014  |  Cinemanaut John  |  Viewing

Cinemanaut John is long on questions but short on answers about Avatar's titular technology. Prepare yourself to ponder the mysteries inherent to those wacky bodies everyone's driving with their minds.

Three Stray Thoughts About Avatar
August 22, 2014  |  Cinemanaut John  |  Viewing

Cinemanaut John didn't have any coherent thoughts about Avatar this week. He did have three unconnected thoughts about it, though. These are they.

10 Haikus about Avatar’s Hair Dicks
May 23, 2014  |  Cinemanaut John  |  Viewing

Cinemanaut John uses the power of poetry to trace Jake Sully's exploration of his new erotic organ. Behold Avatar's most sensual moments, encapsulated in haiku.

Tragic Breakfast: Avatar’s Most Bewildering Scene
May 2, 2014  |  Cinemanaut John  |  Viewing

Cinemanaut John is bewildered by a particular scene in James Cameron's Avatar. Rise and shine, it's time for eggs, mind-numbing tragedy, and a cripple joke. Wait, what?

Danger Without Consequences
January 12, 2014  |  Cinemanaut John  |  Viewing

Cinemanaut John is irritated by all the empty threats made in Avatar. Are any of Pandora's dangers real, or is Dr. Augustine the scientist who cried wolf?