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Avatar Has Too Many Trees
July 25, 2014  |  Cinemanaut John  |  Viewing

Cinemanaut John has tallied up all of the significant trees in Avatar. With the help of this list, you too can tell the difference between the Tree of Souls, the Tree of Voices, and other trees no one gives a shit about!

The Time Lapse of the Rings
August 30, 2014  |  Cinemanaut Bill  |  Experiment, Viewing

Cinemanaut Bill straps himself in for the most intense viewing of The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring ever: no phone, no notes, no friends, and time lapse photos to prove it.

Does Jake Sully Have A Penis?
July 18, 2014  |  Cinemanaut John  |  Viewing

Cinemanaut John asks an important question.

Ringers: Like Trekkies, But Lamer
August 23, 2014  |  Cinemanaut Bill  |  Viewing

Cinemanaut Bill tries to get into the fan spirit by watching the documentary Ringers: Lord of the Fans. How does Tolkien's "deplorable cultus" change his perception of The Fellowship of the Ring?

Jake and That Flammable Goop
July 3, 2014  |  Cinemanaut John  |  Viewing

Cinemanaut John has some questions about that goop. What goop? You know, from Avatar. What?

Three In-World Factoids That Make Avatar Even Stupider
July 12, 2014  |  Cinemanaut John  |  Viewing

Cinemanaut John goes to the the Avatar Wiki to try to gain a deeper understanding of the film's evil mining corporation. What he finds just makes everything more ridiculous.

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