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Cinemanaut John

Hungover at Jurassic Park

Nov 27th, 2013 | Viewing | Comments

WHEN: 7:50am EST, November 10th, 2013

WHERE: In my apartment in Portland, ME

FORMAT: DVD on a 24” Philips CRT television/Digital Download on an iPhone 3

COMPANY: None.

MENTAL STATE: Very hungover.

UGH. NO.

JurassicPark

Dammit, John Williams. Please turn off the score. It’s splitting my head open.

GennaroMine

Uhgh! Gennaro. Your voice is too shrill.

SoundWaveDig

Firing sound waves into the ground? What are you thinking? Too loud!

HelicopterDig

A helicopter? You’re fucking kidding me.

GrantCrouch

Grant kind of looks hungover too.

GrantGlare

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Please excuse me while I stare blankly at the screen for two hours now.

Tags: Donald Gennaro, Dr. Alan Grant, Hungover, John Williams, Jurassic Park

About Cinemanaut John

John Scribner was born and raised in Portland, Maine. He has a B.A. in theatre, but spends more time at the cinema. He enjoys essays by David Mamet, novels by Dickens and drawing pictures of owls wearing funny hats. He is watching through all the movies ever nominated for an Academy Award for Best Picture, Actor, Actress, Supporting Actor and Supporting Actress, in reverse chronological order. He is mesmerized by Nothing But Trouble. He obsesses over The Venture Brothers. He has had enough of High Fidelity. He loves JURASSIC PARK.