WHEN: 7:50am EST, November 10th, 2013

WHERE: In my apartment in Portland, ME

FORMAT:  DVD on a 24” Philips CRT television/Digital Download on an iPhone 3

COMPANY: None.

MENTAL STATE: Very hungover.

UGH. NO.

JurassicPark

Dammit, John Williams. Please turn off the score. It’s splitting my head open.

GennaroMine

Uhgh! Gennaro. Your voice is too shrill.

SoundWaveDig

Firing sound waves into the ground? What are you thinking? Too loud!

HelicopterDig

A helicopter? You’re fucking kidding me.

GrantCrouch

Grant kind of looks hungover too.

GrantGlare

Please excuse me while I stare blankly at the screen for two hours now.