WHEN: 7:50am EST, November 10th, 2013
WHERE: In my apartment in Portland, ME
FORMAT: DVD on a 24” Philips CRT television/Digital Download on an iPhone 3
MENTAL STATE: Very hungover.
Dammit, John Williams. Please turn off the score. It’s splitting my head open.
Uhgh! Gennaro. Your voice is too shrill.
Firing sound waves into the ground? What are you thinking? Too loud!
A helicopter? You’re fucking kidding me.
Grant kind of looks hungover too.
Please excuse me while I stare blankly at the screen for two hours now.