WHEN: October 20th, at 9:20 pm EST, 2012

WHERE: Number 1

FORMAT: DVD on Teletraan 1 via my X-Box

COMPANY: None

REACTIONS OF NOTE:

  • All Truman and no play makes Ty a dull boy
  • all truman and no play makes ty a dull boy
  • ALL TRUMAN AND NO PLAY MAKES TY A DULL BOY

RESULTS:

I am going to lose my shit, fuck this movie. I don’t want to watch it any more. I can not stand it. I don’t know what more to say about it. This is the first time I think I have to admit that this is no longer fun for me. I mean it has not been fun for a while, but I don’t think I have admitted that. I blame the movie.

I could do this with another movie, something different, better even. I started off indifferent to this movie and I do think that by the end of this experiment I will have burned, pissed on, and danced naked around the remains for one of the TWO FUCKING COPIES of this movie that I now own. I will keep the other copy, though, as a reminder of what it feels like to be tortured through media. I wish I was speaking ironically. I really do. It takes all my mental capacity, which is admittedly not much, to sit through this movie. I can only think of one movie that would be worse than Truman to watch every week. The Audition. It is a Japanese movie in which a man is persuaded by his friend to hold auditions for a play; the play is a ruse, in order to find a date. It is a slow, meandering movie that is very boring. Until the woman he chooses cuts him up and the movie is pretty horrible. I had a hard time sitting through it.

That would be worse. But not much.