Jackson Very Terrible Try to Make Better

It’s that time again… again, where I continue watching the entire filmography of the director of the film I’ve been assigned for Cinema 52. Yup, Completer Jackson isn’t over yet, because Peter Jackson came out with a new movie this year, so… let’s do this one last time.

THE HOBBIT: THE BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES (2014)

IS THIS A PAINFULLY LONG PETER? Actually, this is the shortest movie about Hobbits that Peter Jackson has ever made, which means it’s still too long. The theatrical version (which I’m seeing theatrically in a theater) is 144 minutes.

MY VIDEO REVIEW OUTSIDE THE THEATER BECAUSE I JUST WANT THIS TO BE OVER:

FINAL THOUGHTS:
I don’t care. The Fellowship experiment is over in, like, a week and a half. I already told you which Peter Jackson movies I liked, so get out of here. Wait, not forever. Come back for next year’s experiment! It’s musicals! 52 musicals! Woo!