OBJECTIVE: Watch Avatar once per every week of 2014.

WHEN: May 23, 2014, 8:10 pm. (Week 21, May 18-24.)

WHERE: In my apartment in Portland, ME.

FORMAT: DVD on a 19” AOC LED computer monitor; digital download on an iPhone 3.

COMPANY: None.

PHYSICAL AND MENTAL STATE: Tired.

TEN HAIR DICK HAIKUS:

Augustine says no,
Touching it begets blindness.
It’s so worth it, bro.

JakeUSBHair

Her eyes glow yellow,
My braid grows rigid with lust.
Wait. That my dick now?

JakeDoofy

My new body has
Follicles of arousal.
A penis of hair.

JakeMoatHair

I want her, but no.
My balls, like the rest of me,
Are blue, deep deep blue.

JakeSleep

A bundle of nerves,
Draped down my azure backside.
Time to fuck a horse.

JakeHorselink2

Strapping your head down,
I thrust my hair into yours.
Nothing creepy here.

JakeBansheeLink

Voices from the past,
My girlfriend’s ancestors’ words,
Flowing through my prick.

JakeTreeofVoices

We’re mated for life,
Our minds mingled now as one.
Should have wrapped that shit.

NeytiriJakeEmbrace

A night together,
Tsaheylu, with Neytiri.
Hope she’s not preggers.

JakeRegrets

Eywa I must warn,
By tapping a tree with the
Phallus on my scalp.

JakePray